Dear, Tumblr.
My name is Julia. I came out of my mother's vagina 16 years ago. I like cats, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Pokemon, anime/manga, Minecraft, Sims, Halo, LOL, WOW, Sony in general, tattoos, body mods, my stretched ears(5/8), short hair, my boyfriend and my horrible sense of humor.
Enjoy.

 

Okay. Get this. I thought I found a perfectly fantastic seed on Minecraft, via PC.
It is mostly flat land, a decent amount of trees and water, a sand biome and tomb, and a cute village of NPC.
I thought,”Oh, GREAT! What a great little seed, what a great map, etc.”
I thought wrong.
Night fell, and not having a good enough amount of supplies, I barricade myself in one of the tiny NPC built homes.
Quietly watching from the door, I see, no shit, over a dozen zombies running, not walking, running after the entire 8 NPCs.
I’m no noob, but I’m definitely a little confused when the NPCs fight the zombies off. The battle was intense, but here comes a battalion of creepers to blow them ALL to hell. The last standing NPC approached the door, staring at me,as literally 6 more zombies kill him off.
I go out in the morning to study the reminents of the village and gather supplies.
After gathering so many things, this little fucker..comes out of nowhere, kills my ass. 
THIS LITTLE HALF PINT OF A MOB.
FUCK.

Okay. Get this. I thought I found a perfectly fantastic seed on Minecraft, via PC.
It is mostly flat land, a decent amount of trees and water, a sand biome and tomb, and a cute village of NPC.
I thought,”Oh, GREAT! What a great little seed, what a great map, etc.”
I thought wrong.
Night fell, and not having a good enough amount of supplies, I barricade myself in one of the tiny NPC built homes.
Quietly watching from the door, I see, no shit, over a dozen zombies running, not walking, running after the entire 8 NPCs.
I’m no noob, but I’m definitely a little confused when the NPCs fight the zombies off. The battle was intense, but here comes a battalion of creepers to blow them ALL to hell. The last standing NPC approached the door, staring at me,as literally 6 more zombies kill him off.
I go out in the morning to study the reminents of the village and gather supplies.
After gathering so many things, this little fucker..comes out of nowhere, kills my ass.

THIS LITTLE HALF PINT OF A MOB.
FUCK.

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    STORY OF MY LIFE LOL ^
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